Today I went to my local. I spend half my life there.
This is Simon. He’s always on the door. He’s great.
Today I dropped off at the dump;
- a camp bed
- a floor lamp
- thousands of leaves (all collected by my own fair hands)
- my old car battery
- a christmas tree
- 3 bags of indescribable shit
I am there so often that I dont ever have to show my proof of address on entry, most of the fellas that work there know my name and are actually quite shocked at how often I frequent the dump. I am a veritable phenomena.